Vegetarian

“Instead of Pork Chops, try Chop Suey!” – Chip

111 Responses to “Free Vegetarian Starter Pack”

  1. SusieQ

    Swine flu free!

  2. Chip

    Swine Flew Free! (Free Airfare for Porky Pig)

  3. SusieQ

    Become a real couch potato!

  4. SusieQ

    Vegetable flu free!

  5. SusieQ

    Make a pig of yourself!

  6. Allison

    Included instructions: Stop eating meat.

  7. SusieQ

    Get that vegetated feeling!

  8. ken

    Next week, vegetarian stopper kit!

  9. Anne

    Eat more rabbit food

  10. Anne

    Pig out on veggies!!!

  11. Anne

    Free Veggies for vegans

  12. Jessica

    Now you can grow your own vegetarian!

  13. Jessica

    http://www.doihavetheswineflu.com/

  14. Allison

    LOL Jessica! That website is awesome :)

  15. SusieQ

    Grow your own vettie tation!

  16. SusieQ

    Good one Jessica!! :-)

  17. SusieQ

    Once you start it will kind of grow on you!

  18. SusieQ

    Pigs have feeling to!

  19. SusieQ

    PETA will love you for it!

  20. SusieQ

    When pigs fly, then I’ll become a Vegetarian!

  21. Anne

    Love the website Jessica!!!! LOL

  22. Anne

    Grow your own veggies free

  23. Anne

    Pack up the pig & Move in the Veggies

  24. Anne

    Not for Meat Lovers!

  25. SusieQ

    For when you feel like a vegetable!

  26. SusieQ

    PETA the pig and eat your vegetables!

  27. SusieQ

    Animals recommend this offer.

  28. ken

    Next thing you know they will be offering a vegetarian menu at famous daves…

  29. SusieQ

    Grow your own veggietation!

  30. SusieQ

    This is something to “Oink” about.

  31. SusieQ

    Pigs eat vegetables to!

  32. SusieQ

    Really something to squeal about.

  33. SusieQ

    Save, this lil piggy from going to market!

  34. SusieQ

    Eat veggies and save one more lil piggy from going to market!

  35. SusieQ

    Don’t be a pig,and eat your vegetables!

  36. Chip

    Have a pig for dinner. (Invite him over, that is!)

  37. Chip

    Can’t join now, I’m still a Vegepiggian!

  38. Chip

    This website is fun AND Darn Free for Vegetarians, Vegans, Meat-Eaters, and yes, even Vegepiggians alike!

  39. Chip

    DO be a pig, and eat your vegetables!

  40. Chip

    Let your piggies go to market, bur first untie the dental floss.

  41. Chip

    Suuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeeee! Here piggy piggy! No, not you SuuueeQ! LOL! :0)

  42. Chip

    Smoked Bacon is fine, until the little piggy gets lung cancer!

  43. Chip

    Hog down your vegetables, save a Pig.

  44. Chip

    I’ll slop the pigs, you set the table…

  45. Chip

    Put the veggies in the spotlight and stop being such a ham!

  46. Chip

    Season your food with vegetation (no cloves allowed, though)

  47. Chip

    Instead of Pork Chops, try Chop Suey!

  48. Chip

    Pigs are our friends. We all have a friend like that, dont we?

  49. Chip

    You don’t have to be Pig-Headed to be a vegetarian!

  50. Chip

    Ya see,a vegetarian, a vegan, and a pig walk into this bar…

  51. Chip

    Don’t be a Boar, eat all your vegetables!

  52. Chip

    Uh-ba-deep, Uh-ba-deep…that’s all folks!!! Saving the Porkiest of Pigs for last!

  53. Chip

    Oh, I ate too many vegetables…I need some Peptopigmol!

  54. Chip

    There’s never a pig around when you need one…

  55. Chip

    If you eat Pork and Beans, are you half vegetarian, or half meat-eater?

  56. Chip

    Carnivore, Herbivore, or Omnivore? You make the call.

  57. Chip

    We had The Three Little Pigs for dinner…it was a Potluck, gee whiz!

  58. Chip

    Hoove it on down to your grocer’s today! Make our pig friends happy!

  59. Chip

    What did the Pig say to the Hog, Boar, and all of his swine friends at the Bar-B-Q Rib Cook-Off? Let’s get the Hock out of here!!!

  60. Chip

    It’s okay to play with your piggies, but don’t play with your vegetables!

  61. Chip

    Why does a whole-roasted pig have an apple in his mouth? He was trying to get you to be a vegetarian, of course!

  62. Chip

    I think I’ve turned into a Glazed Ham!

  63. Chip

    As Mayor Naisse, I declare this a “Pork-Free Zone.”

  64. Chip

    Calling all Flying Pigs: Veer hard left…Barbeque sighted at twelve o’clock low!

  65. Chip

    Pigs help the vegetables to grow big and strong…they provide the soil with Totally Free Crap!

  66. Chip

    A True Vegetarian Starter Pack would actually just be a pack of seeds…you supply the soil, sun, water…and watch your vegetables start to grow!

  67. SusieQ

    LOL Chip!!!! Ya sure went, “HOG WILD”! I knew you must of been waiting in the wings ( save the chickens will be next), to come out with all that at once. LOL! Good show M’Lord Good show! TUSHAY!!!! :-)
    I used to be a pretty good fencer back in the day actually!:-)

  68. Chip

    If people who eat vegetables are called vegetarians, what do you call people that eat fruit?

  69. Chip

    Thanks SueQ. I get the “point”! Ouch!!! (You are good with that foil!) LOL!

  70. SusieQ

    Wonder how hard it is to grow a Vegetarian?

  71. SusieQ

    How long does it take to grow a Vegetarian?

  72. Chip

    It all depends on the soil, SueQ!

  73. Chip

    Now growing a Carnivore, that’s a different story!

  74. Chip

    Veta-Vega-Vitamins help to grow big, strong Vegetarians!

  75. Chip

    Bell Peppers…it’s what’s fer dinner…

  76. Chip

    SueQ, I’ll be the Pea, if you’ll be the Pod! VegeFriends 4 Ever!

  77. Chip

    Vegetarianism…can’t be cured by your doctor; only your grocer can help with that!

  78. Chip

    Now if we were two peas in a pod…we’d be dinner! LOL!

  79. Chip

    Tripe on Sunday morning helps with a hangover…would bean curd have the same effect?

  80. Chip

    Sweet and Sour Pork…Good Pig, Bad Pig.

  81. Chip

    Is anyone hungry yet? ‘Cause I am!

  82. Chip

    OctoVegetarian- A vegetable in it’s eighties.

  83. Chip

    Seed-Lover: Veggie-Envy

  84. SusieQ

    Chip I think you’ve developed the Susie Q syndrome. Isn’t it fun being so out of control!!!!!! :-)
    WTG! Would we then be know as the “POD FELLOWS”! LOL!

  85. Chip

    The “POD FELLOWS” we are then! I like the sound of it. VegeFriends 4 Life!

  86. SusieQ

    But we cantaloupe, cause daddy took the ladder.

  87. SusieQ

    Here we are playing with our vegetables!

  88. SusieQ

    Does one need a green thumb to grow a Vegetarian?

  89. Chip

    We told everyone on our wedding night that we were making a “Honeymoon Salad” — “Lettuce Alone”…snicker snicker tee hee…

  90. Chip

    Only if you stick it in a Vegetarian, SueQ!

  91. SusieQ

    That was back in the day when we were fresh vegetables. LOL!

  92. SusieQ

    Quit Chip, it’s listening, the corn has ears!

  93. SusieQ

    Quiet, Chip, it’s listening, the corn has ears! :-)

  94. Chip

    Hey SueQ, that’s the sound of bacon sizzling!!! Suuuuueeeee! LOL!!!

  95. Chip

    Fresh vegetables ARE really good, but sautéed veggies are good, too! LOL!

  96. Chip

    Corn on the Cob is great, especially if ya need an ear to to lean on!

  97. Chip

    The corn have ears, but the potatoes have eyes!

  98. SusieQ

    What did the margarine say to the marshmellow? Well better get out of here before we get in a Yam!

  99. SusieQ

    Well we better I meant to say! I think I’m starting to vegatate!

  100. SusieQ

    100 ways on not how to prepare your vegetables!

  101. Chip

    50 ways to leave your kitchen!

  102. SusieQ

    25 ways to leave your vegetables steaming!

  103. Robert

    grass included

  104. Chip

    let’s test that “grass” content there, Robert…we need to be certain that it’s “koscher”…

  105. Chip

    let’s get to snoring, SueQ! Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…

  106. SusieQ

    Lettuce arise to a new day! Yawn-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n……..

  107. Grimm

    Chip, “Instead of Pork Chops, try Chop Suey!” is my favorite comment to date!

  108. Grimm

    Contest Winner Will be picked sometime on Sunday!

  109. Chip

    Thank you, Grimm, for the kind words. This really was one heck of a fun contest! You’ve been doing a great job on TFC AND here on DarnFree. Keep up the good work, Ol’ Buddy!

  110. SusieQ

    I’ll second that remark! And good luck to everyone who entered! :-)

  111. Debra Kemp

    Just add water?

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