“Hellman’s is the Best Darn Free thing since the floss!” – SusieQ
Free food, glad I’m in line first!
Not to be confused with the other Mayo!
Is the half the fat in the smaller bottle?
Never let your Mayo confuse you.
It might be Light, but is it Real?
Lightens your hair also!
What’s a sandwich without it? The other sandwich!
I’m confused… Why does it have two different names? What is Best Foods?
Another good use of Mayo, give it away on TFC!
Best Foods is the Better of the Best Hellmans Mayo.
It is sold under that name in other states for some reason, Allison! :-)
Wonder if Hellmans knows it’s Best?
For Mayo clinic, See your personal physician.
Best foods are light, worst foods are heavy.
What the Hellmans Mayonaise are you doing reading this posting…
What is a sandwich without Hellmans? The Best sandwich!
Caution, light mayo not to be used to eliminate darkness.
Good, Better, Best, never let it rest. Until your Good, is Better, and you Better is Best!
For use with the other Mayo Clinic.
After eating this stuff, it’s straight to the Mayo Clinic.
Thanks SusieQ! You learn something new everyday I guess :)
What is a sandwich with Hellmans? It’s the Best sandwich!
You’ll love spreading it around.
Spread it on thick at DarnFree.com…
Mayo always find happiness here at TFC.
This is spreading news!
The real mayo, all others are fake!
Keep it light, keep it real, with Hellmans!
What does one have to do to get the BEST?
Why do some states only get the Best?
Hellmans is the Best darn thing since the wheel!
Eat Hellmans, it’s the Light thing to do!
Spread the news, Hellmans is now on Darn Free!
The Best Foods Helman’s!
The Best Foods Hellman’s!
Hard typing with the dental floss around my fingers! LOL! :-)
Maybe a little mayo on the hands will help to work it loose! LOL!
Hellman’s is the Best TFC thing since the floss!
Hellman’s is the Best Darn Free thing since the floss!
Light Mayo on Dark Rye so you can see sandwich.
You’ll find only the BEST on Darn Free!
Good one Ken! :-)
Can you see the Light?
Go to the light, go to the light, the light mayonaise, here at darn free…
No, don’t go to the light, just stay here at Darn Free!
Keepin it light, your the best,” Darn Free”!
Something about getting a mailbox full of mayo just doesn’t sound right…
Warning, free mayo samples may be slighly expired.
Actually, they are not, it just sounded weird..
For free Mayo Clinic, support health care reform..
Free Mayo is NOT a sequel to Free Willy..
Mayo… always have a sandwich when you want one.
EWWW!!!!
“Try to understand that when I can, I will.” – Smashing Pumpkins :)
Mayonaise your sandwich always be by Hellman’s (the Best)
The Best + Hellman’s = Mayonaise
Mayo Clinic Referral
Two lights = one heavy
Instant Genericer included so you can make all of your brand name products in to no name products instantly!
Oh for the love of mayonaise!
O for the love of mayonaise!
Mayonaise, it’s not just the usual white stuff on your sandwich anymore!
Put it to the test, we’re sure you’ll find Hellmann’s Mayo is the Best!
Hellmann’s Light Mayonaise, it’s the other white stuff!
Now I need some free bacon, lettuce, and tomato samples!
Mayo, but if I win I can pay up!
E-m-m-mmmmmmmmm, that is sounding good there Allison! :-) Love BLT’s with mayo!
Send for your sample, it will come! Unless the mailman needs it for his sandwich!
Who ever knew that mayo could this fun!
This contest completed before May, Oh has it SPREAD the puns and jokes too thin….
You’ll find Hellmann’s Light Mayo on your grocery shelf next to the other white stuff!
When this little contest is quite done, Hellmann’s Light Mayo made the last day fun!
Don’t let the name full you when put to the test, Hellmann’s Light Mayo goes also by Best!
Sorry!
Don’t let the name fool you when put to the test, Hellmann’s Light Mayo goes also by Best!
Hold the mayo, please!
For use when your out of ketchup!
If Hellmann’s is also the makers of Caress Body Wash, can these two be interchanged?
Hellmann’s light mayo, the other white ketchup!
It’s TFC and Hellmann’s for me!
Eating a sandwich without Hellman’s light mayo is like eating a sandwigh without the bread. It’s just doesn’t work!
Hellmann’s Mayo, you Light up my life!
Will our sayings be used by Hallmark?
Tis been a lot of fun! Thank you all for making me laugh! Keep Smiling! :-)
Give mayo break! You’ve got me dizzy beyond belief, SueQ! WTG w/Nth Degree Comments! You go Girl! :0)
Can ya tell I love my MAYOOOOOOO, Chip! LOL! Sure was some fun! See ya at the next one! :-) Mayo your dreams come true! <3
there’s noting funny about free mayo.
Hold that thought, Robert…
When all else fails, try some mayo!
It’s good to be Mayor Naisse!
Thank you!!
wow I would love to try this, please forward me info on the free sample info.
April 30th, 2009 - 6:11 am
Free food, glad I’m in line first!
April 30th, 2009 - 6:12 am
Not to be confused with the other Mayo!
April 30th, 2009 - 6:17 am
Is the half the fat in the smaller bottle?
April 30th, 2009 - 6:18 am
Never let your Mayo confuse you.
April 30th, 2009 - 6:19 am
It might be Light, but is it Real?
April 30th, 2009 - 6:21 am
Lightens your hair also!
April 30th, 2009 - 6:25 am
What’s a sandwich without it? The other sandwich!
April 30th, 2009 - 6:29 am
I’m confused… Why does it have two different names? What is Best Foods?
April 30th, 2009 - 6:31 am
Another good use of Mayo, give it away on TFC!
April 30th, 2009 - 6:33 am
Best Foods is the Better of the Best Hellmans Mayo.
April 30th, 2009 - 6:34 am
It is sold under that name in other states for some reason, Allison! :-)
April 30th, 2009 - 6:39 am
Wonder if Hellmans knows it’s Best?
April 30th, 2009 - 6:39 am
For Mayo clinic, See your personal physician.
April 30th, 2009 - 6:39 am
Best foods are light, worst foods are heavy.
April 30th, 2009 - 6:40 am
What the Hellmans Mayonaise are you doing reading this posting…
April 30th, 2009 - 6:40 am
What is a sandwich without Hellmans? The Best sandwich!
April 30th, 2009 - 6:43 am
Caution, light mayo not to be used to eliminate darkness.
April 30th, 2009 - 6:48 am
Good, Better, Best, never let it rest. Until your Good, is Better, and you Better is Best!
April 30th, 2009 - 6:50 am
For use with the other Mayo Clinic.
April 30th, 2009 - 6:51 am
After eating this stuff, it’s straight to the Mayo Clinic.
April 30th, 2009 - 7:11 am
Thanks SusieQ! You learn something new everyday I guess :)
April 30th, 2009 - 7:19 am
What is a sandwich with Hellmans? It’s the Best sandwich!
April 30th, 2009 - 7:20 am
You’ll love spreading it around.
April 30th, 2009 - 7:47 am
Spread it on thick at DarnFree.com…
April 30th, 2009 - 7:48 am
Mayo always find happiness here at TFC.
April 30th, 2009 - 7:51 am
This is spreading news!
April 30th, 2009 - 7:55 am
The real mayo, all others are fake!
April 30th, 2009 - 7:57 am
Keep it light, keep it real, with Hellmans!
April 30th, 2009 - 8:02 am
What does one have to do to get the BEST?
April 30th, 2009 - 8:02 am
Why do some states only get the Best?
April 30th, 2009 - 8:04 am
Hellmans is the Best darn thing since the wheel!
April 30th, 2009 - 8:05 am
Eat Hellmans, it’s the Light thing to do!
April 30th, 2009 - 8:16 am
Spread the news, Hellmans is now on Darn Free!
April 30th, 2009 - 8:24 am
The Best Foods Helman’s!
April 30th, 2009 - 8:26 am
The Best Foods Hellman’s!
April 30th, 2009 - 8:26 am
Hard typing with the dental floss around my fingers! LOL! :-)
April 30th, 2009 - 8:27 am
Maybe a little mayo on the hands will help to work it loose! LOL!
April 30th, 2009 - 8:39 am
Hellman’s is the Best TFC thing since the floss!
April 30th, 2009 - 8:40 am
Hellman’s is the Best Darn Free thing since the floss!
April 30th, 2009 - 8:51 am
Light Mayo on Dark Rye so you can see sandwich.
April 30th, 2009 - 8:59 am
You’ll find only the BEST on Darn Free!
April 30th, 2009 - 9:00 am
Good one Ken! :-)
April 30th, 2009 - 9:02 am
Can you see the Light?
April 30th, 2009 - 9:03 am
Go to the light, go to the light, the light mayonaise, here at darn free…
April 30th, 2009 - 9:26 am
No, don’t go to the light, just stay here at Darn Free!
April 30th, 2009 - 9:42 am
Keepin it light, your the best,” Darn Free”!
April 30th, 2009 - 10:04 am
Something about getting a mailbox full of mayo just doesn’t sound right…
April 30th, 2009 - 10:21 am
Warning, free mayo samples may be slighly expired.
April 30th, 2009 - 10:34 am
Actually, they are not, it just sounded weird..
April 30th, 2009 - 10:35 am
For free Mayo Clinic, support health care reform..
April 30th, 2009 - 10:36 am
Free Mayo is NOT a sequel to Free Willy..
April 30th, 2009 - 10:54 am
Mayo… always have a sandwich when you want one.
April 30th, 2009 - 11:15 am
EWWW!!!!
April 30th, 2009 - 11:30 am
“Try to understand that when I can, I will.” – Smashing Pumpkins :)
April 30th, 2009 - 12:09 pm
Mayonaise your sandwich always be by Hellman’s (the Best)
April 30th, 2009 - 12:12 pm
The Best + Hellman’s = Mayonaise
April 30th, 2009 - 12:13 pm
Mayo Clinic Referral
April 30th, 2009 - 12:14 pm
Two lights = one heavy
April 30th, 2009 - 12:29 pm
Instant Genericer included so you can make all of your brand name products in to no name products instantly!
April 30th, 2009 - 12:32 pm
Oh for the love of mayonaise!
April 30th, 2009 - 12:32 pm
O for the love of mayonaise!
April 30th, 2009 - 12:34 pm
Mayonaise, it’s not just the usual white stuff on your sandwich anymore!
April 30th, 2009 - 12:37 pm
Put it to the test, we’re sure you’ll find Hellmann’s Mayo is the Best!
April 30th, 2009 - 12:38 pm
Hellmann’s Light Mayonaise, it’s the other white stuff!
April 30th, 2009 - 12:48 pm
Now I need some free bacon, lettuce, and tomato samples!
April 30th, 2009 - 12:51 pm
Mayo, but if I win I can pay up!
April 30th, 2009 - 12:53 pm
E-m-m-mmmmmmmmm, that is sounding good there Allison! :-) Love BLT’s with mayo!
April 30th, 2009 - 12:56 pm
Send for your sample, it will come! Unless the mailman needs it for his sandwich!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:04 pm
Who ever knew that mayo could this fun!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:06 pm
This contest completed before May, Oh has it SPREAD the puns and jokes too thin….
April 30th, 2009 - 1:07 pm
You’ll find Hellmann’s Light Mayo on your grocery shelf next to the other white stuff!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:10 pm
When this little contest is quite done, Hellmann’s Light Mayo made the last day fun!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:15 pm
Don’t let the name full you when put to the test, Hellmann’s Light Mayo goes also by Best!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:16 pm
Sorry!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:17 pm
Don’t let the name fool you when put to the test, Hellmann’s Light Mayo goes also by Best!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:19 pm
Hold the mayo, please!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:27 pm
For use when your out of ketchup!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:32 pm
If Hellmann’s is also the makers of Caress Body Wash, can these two be interchanged?
April 30th, 2009 - 1:46 pm
Hellmann’s light mayo, the other white ketchup!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:54 pm
It’s TFC and Hellmann’s for me!
April 30th, 2009 - 1:57 pm
Eating a sandwich without Hellman’s light mayo is like eating a sandwigh without the bread. It’s just doesn’t work!
April 30th, 2009 - 2:00 pm
Hellmann’s Mayo, you Light up my life!
April 30th, 2009 - 2:20 pm
Will our sayings be used by Hallmark?
April 30th, 2009 - 2:25 pm
Tis been a lot of fun! Thank you all for making me laugh! Keep Smiling! :-)
April 30th, 2009 - 6:35 pm
Give mayo break! You’ve got me dizzy beyond belief, SueQ! WTG w/Nth Degree Comments! You go Girl! :0)
April 30th, 2009 - 6:47 pm
Can ya tell I love my MAYOOOOOOO, Chip! LOL! Sure was some fun! See ya at the next one! :-) Mayo your dreams come true! <3
April 30th, 2009 - 9:10 pm
there’s noting funny about free mayo.
May 1st, 2009 - 5:40 am
Hold that thought, Robert…
May 1st, 2009 - 7:09 am
When all else fails, try some mayo!
May 1st, 2009 - 4:53 pm
It’s good to be Mayor Naisse!
August 10th, 2009 - 12:35 am
Thank you!!
September 20th, 2009 - 7:07 pm
wow I would love to try this, please forward me info on the free sample info.