Mayo

“Hellman’s is the Best Darn Free thing since the floss!” – SusieQ

92 Responses to “Free Mayo Sample”

  1. SusieQ

    Free food, glad I’m in line first!

  2. SusieQ

    Not to be confused with the other Mayo!

  3. SusieQ

    Is the half the fat in the smaller bottle?

  4. SusieQ

    Never let your Mayo confuse you.

  5. SusieQ

    It might be Light, but is it Real?

  6. SusieQ

    Lightens your hair also!

  7. SusieQ

    What’s a sandwich without it? The other sandwich!

  8. Allison

    I’m confused… Why does it have two different names? What is Best Foods?

  9. SusieQ

    Another good use of Mayo, give it away on TFC!

  10. SusieQ

    Best Foods is the Better of the Best Hellmans Mayo.

  11. SusieQ

    It is sold under that name in other states for some reason, Allison! :-)

  12. SusieQ

    Wonder if Hellmans knows it’s Best?

  13. Ken

    For Mayo clinic, See your personal physician.

  14. Ken

    Best foods are light, worst foods are heavy.

  15. Ken

    What the Hellmans Mayonaise are you doing reading this posting…

  16. SusieQ

    What is a sandwich without Hellmans? The Best sandwich!

  17. Ken

    Caution, light mayo not to be used to eliminate darkness.

  18. SusieQ

    Good, Better, Best, never let it rest. Until your Good, is Better, and you Better is Best!

  19. Chip

    For use with the other Mayo Clinic.

  20. Chip

    After eating this stuff, it’s straight to the Mayo Clinic.

  21. Allison

    Thanks SusieQ! You learn something new everyday I guess :)

  22. SusieQ

    What is a sandwich with Hellmans? It’s the Best sandwich!

  23. SusieQ

    You’ll love spreading it around.

  24. Chip

    Spread it on thick at DarnFree.com…

  25. Chip

    Mayo always find happiness here at TFC.

  26. SusieQ

    This is spreading news!

  27. SusieQ

    The real mayo, all others are fake!

  28. SusieQ

    Keep it light, keep it real, with Hellmans!

  29. SusieQ

    What does one have to do to get the BEST?

  30. SusieQ

    Why do some states only get the Best?

  31. SusieQ

    Hellmans is the Best darn thing since the wheel!

  32. SusieQ

    Eat Hellmans, it’s the Light thing to do!

  33. SusieQ

    Spread the news, Hellmans is now on Darn Free!

  34. SusieQ

    The Best Foods Helman’s!

  35. SusieQ

    The Best Foods Hellman’s!

  36. SusieQ

    Hard typing with the dental floss around my fingers! LOL! :-)

  37. SusieQ

    Maybe a little mayo on the hands will help to work it loose! LOL!

  38. SusieQ

    Hellman’s is the Best TFC thing since the floss!

  39. SusieQ

    Hellman’s is the Best Darn Free thing since the floss!

  40. Ken

    Light Mayo on Dark Rye so you can see sandwich.

  41. SusieQ

    You’ll find only the BEST on Darn Free!

  42. SusieQ

    Good one Ken! :-)

  43. SusieQ

    Can you see the Light?

  44. Ken

    Go to the light, go to the light, the light mayonaise, here at darn free…

  45. SusieQ

    No, don’t go to the light, just stay here at Darn Free!

  46. SusieQ

    Keepin it light, your the best,” Darn Free”!

  47. jess

    Something about getting a mailbox full of mayo just doesn’t sound right…

  48. Ken

    Warning, free mayo samples may be slighly expired.

  49. Ken

    Actually, they are not, it just sounded weird..

  50. Ken

    For free Mayo Clinic, support health care reform..

  51. Ken

    Free Mayo is NOT a sequel to Free Willy..

  52. Allison

    Mayo… always have a sandwich when you want one.

  53. Jessica

    EWWW!!!!

  54. Allison

    “Try to understand that when I can, I will.” – Smashing Pumpkins :)

  55. Anne

    Mayonaise your sandwich always be by Hellman’s (the Best)

  56. Anne

    The Best + Hellman’s = Mayonaise

  57. Anne

    Mayo Clinic Referral

  58. Anne

    Two lights = one heavy

  59. Ken

    Instant Genericer included so you can make all of your brand name products in to no name products instantly!

  60. SusieQ

    Oh for the love of mayonaise!

  61. SusieQ

    O for the love of mayonaise!

  62. SusieQ

    Mayonaise, it’s not just the usual white stuff on your sandwich anymore!

  63. SusieQ

    Put it to the test, we’re sure you’ll find Hellmann’s Mayo is the Best!

  64. SusieQ

    Hellmann’s Light Mayonaise, it’s the other white stuff!

  65. Allison

    Now I need some free bacon, lettuce, and tomato samples!

  66. SusieQ

    Mayo, but if I win I can pay up!

  67. SusieQ

    E-m-m-mmmmmmmmm, that is sounding good there Allison! :-) Love BLT’s with mayo!

  68. SusieQ

    Send for your sample, it will come! Unless the mailman needs it for his sandwich!

  69. SusieQ

    Who ever knew that mayo could this fun!

  70. Ken

    This contest completed before May, Oh has it SPREAD the puns and jokes too thin….

  71. SusieQ

    You’ll find Hellmann’s Light Mayo on your grocery shelf next to the other white stuff!

  72. SusieQ

    When this little contest is quite done, Hellmann’s Light Mayo made the last day fun!

  73. SusieQ

    Don’t let the name full you when put to the test, Hellmann’s Light Mayo goes also by Best!

  74. SusieQ

    Sorry!

  75. SusieQ

    Don’t let the name fool you when put to the test, Hellmann’s Light Mayo goes also by Best!

  76. SusieQ

    Hold the mayo, please!

  77. SusieQ

    For use when your out of ketchup!

  78. SusieQ

    If Hellmann’s is also the makers of Caress Body Wash, can these two be interchanged?

  79. SusieQ

    Hellmann’s light mayo, the other white ketchup!

  80. SusieQ

    It’s TFC and Hellmann’s for me!

  81. Sabrina Sweeney

    Eating a sandwich without Hellman’s light mayo is like eating a sandwigh without the bread. It’s just doesn’t work!

  82. SusieQ

    Hellmann’s Mayo, you Light up my life!

  83. SusieQ

    Will our sayings be used by Hallmark?

  84. SusieQ

    Tis been a lot of fun! Thank you all for making me laugh! Keep Smiling! :-)

  85. Chip

    Give mayo break! You’ve got me dizzy beyond belief, SueQ! WTG w/Nth Degree Comments! You go Girl! :0)

  86. SusieQ

    Can ya tell I love my MAYOOOOOOO, Chip! LOL! Sure was some fun! See ya at the next one! :-) Mayo your dreams come true! <3

  87. Robert

    there’s noting funny about free mayo.

  88. Chip

    Hold that thought, Robert…

  89. SusieQ

    When all else fails, try some mayo!

  90. Chip

    It’s good to be Mayor Naisse!

  91. Bonita Marchman

    Thank you!!

  92. Tricia Dominguez

    wow I would love to try this, please forward me info on the free sample info.

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